happy 140th birthday to the hottest dad of all hot dads
That escalated way too fucking quickly.
i did nazi that coming
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT
Much Ado About Nothing (Feat. Kyle Kallgren) | #Shakes450
Fox and Friends: Obamacare and Climate Change (x)
due to involuntarily exposure to FOX News I can confirm that this is 100% accurate
- Oh… They are reading the same book. Now they will realize… chat… fall in love.
- Too bad… the books is too good.
- other girls: straight hair, nice makeup, short skirts, fashion, cheerleading, high heels
- me: short hair, combat boots, smudged makeup, cargo pants, face mask, metal arm, over 2 dozen confirmed kills in the past 50 years. i am the winter soldier.
A Misleading Compliment - Vine by Thomas Sanders
he has the cutest voice wow
I’m fucking crying omg
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Every Villain Is Lime