Rachel. 20. Bi. She/her. Huge nerd. Personal nonsense can be found in the Fig Tree.
the first female chinese immigrant to america was a sixteen-year-old girl who was part of a cultural exhibit where she sat in a life-size diorama and people watched her eat with chopsticks while wearing silk clothes and that’s really all you need to know about the commodification of chinese women
Afong Moy. Her name was Afong Moy. Say the names of people who should be remembered.
white het dudes: it's just a joke. you guys have no sense of humor
oppressed person: *tells a joke about privileged people*
white het dudes: I AM SUDDENLY INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING IRONY OR SATIRE AND YOU ARE THE NEXT HITLER
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
Faggy ass french vanilla
"French Vanilla! I had no idea you felt this way!"
"Oh, Hazelnut, there’s never been anyone else."
"But…but what about Irish Creme?"
"It’s over between us, for months now. There’s only you."
"Oh, French Vanilla!"
imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.